Mackeral Fart

A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.

Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.

by Bling, The Original February 12, 2008

mackrelled

To sexually stimulate a man with your knee. Some times performed with one knee subtally, or at others with two for better results.
Should be done gently so as not to damage the mans phallus.

'omg dude, this girl in the club like mackrelled me last night, i almost cummed in my pants'

by Jamboscout January 31, 2008

Mackeely

Mackeely is the kindest and funniest girl you will ever meet, she is cute and beautiful, she’s a great kisser and very kinky

Although sometimes a Mackeely doesn’t realise how amazing she is, she’s worth everyone second you poor into trying to be with her

And you can always rely on her giving back your favourite hoodie when ever something may go wrong

In all Mackeely is the perfect girl and you should never let go of her cause you will never find a girl that amazing again

I love you Mackeely

by Doubleended April 7, 2020

mackrel

A term used for talking about weed when people you don't want to hear are around

Did you pick up the mackrel yet?
I love smoked mackrel

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Holy mackrel

When something scares the shit out of you but you are too much off a gay church-going cunt to say something more blasphemas.

The fucking ozzies are beating the ragheads 337-5. Holy mackrel.

by Kenny Longdog April 6, 2008

Mackereld

To be duped into dating a transvestite.

Did you hear about jimmy? He went on a date with what he thought was a chick but when they went back to his place he found out the hard way he got mackereld!

by Rebelforalostcause January 6, 2020

mackerelenthusiast

an awesome mutual who everyone loves very much

i love mackerelenthusiast so much they're so hot

by hotpantsss March 23, 2021