lying

Something that nobody admits to doing, but something everybody does. Except me, of course.

Want to see somebody that mastered the art of lying? Just see our current president.

by smashdummies January 24, 2014

Lying Dog

A sexual position where the bottom dog lies flat on their stomach. The top dog then mounts them and enters from behind. This is the first step of Cave Canem. It precedes Doggystyle.

Sometimes my wife is so tired she can barely keep her eyes open after dealing with work and the kids. Usually, she still wants to do the Lying Dog.

by Warmpain May 1, 2010

delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long bit increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019

Lying

The ability to use the least amount of information (from the given truth), bend it to your will, add some bullshit to it, and add a dash of charm/reality-distortion field, while slowly changing the topic

Mom: Did you clean your room
Son: Yes i did, and it looks beautiful, as do you, can i have some dinner now

(while lying to his mom
In reality, all the son did was clean the visible part of the room that his mom could see, and quickly changed the topic)

by TMK2 December 23, 2011

lying on my name

Someone who lied about you

Is that the bitch who was lying on my name?

by Nyny🤔😄🤔😉 May 1, 2018

Lyin' little bitch syndrome

When someone barely gets hurt and they are "injured" all of a sudden; one who overexaggerates injuries and illness to receive special treatment and pity.

"Oh my god did you hear about Dalton? He hit his head and got a really bad concussion!"
"Nah bro, you know he's just got lyin' little bitch syndrome"

by |3VVH December 5, 2015

Lying

Hiding the truth, something that a pathetic human being does.

“David had sex with Mary” “your lying because I know that isn’t true”

by Spadarcar June 12, 2018