Lottery Pick

A prospect who is marrying material and possesses many if not all the attributes you'd want in a partner

Chris- Damn! Not only does that girl look good, she's got a personality to match

Keith- Lottery Pick!!

by KillaKeith608 July 15, 2011

Green Card Lottery Program

Part of the U.S.Immigration Act of 1990, it is designed to increase diversity in the U.S. immigrant population by providing visas to nationals of countries that have had low immigration rates to the United States. Applicants for the Green Card Lottery program participate in a lottery in which the winners are selected through a computer-generated random drawing. Approximately 50,000 non-Americans are picked each year.

The official name of the green card lottery program is the Diversity Visa Program (DV). The U.S. State Department provides over two hundred different types of visas for people to work and live in America legally. However, the DV program is the most unique one out there. Many of the visas the U.S Department issues contain strict set of qualifications. With the DV program, all you need is some basic education requirements and a bit of good luck.

Green Card Lottery Program, Green Card Lottery, DV, DV Lottery, U.S. Visa Lottery, Visa Lottery,

by immigration maven April 27, 2009

lottery

Another form of taxation, brillianly thought up by the goverment to help the ever growing defecit, but only effects the stupid, Also "Tax on the stupid"

Another wonderfull person willfully donates to the U.S Goverment!

by Maheecona March 23, 2005

Dumb nigga lottery ticket

When you think you win the lottery but you a dumb fuck and you earn half of what you paid

Ex:
"Ay bruh I just won the- fuck me I'm such a dumb nigga lottery ticket"

by Bruh momento numero dos May 15, 2019

Nice Ass Lottery

When you are driving down the street and you spy a nice ass, you turn and look to see if you won or lost the nice ass lottery.

Driving, see a nice ass
turn to look at face: "oooh, it's a guy. I lost the nice ass lottery"

by zzzgodytrid June 10, 2011

sperm lottery

a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.

The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Won the lottery

1. Brilliant excuse for leaving school/work for an extended period of time after:
a) getting knocked up
b) being incarcerated
c) catching an STD

2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one

1. We discovered Heather lied to us about winning the lottery in college when we saw her 7-year-old child at our 5-year reunion.

2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery?
Girl 2: He did?!?
Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!

by greymouse258 July 11, 2011