the art of successfully creeping on eachother via text, facebook or even old fashion stalking....or all of the above. may result in restraining order, death, injury, creeper status or being besties for life ! ie: alexis and Dillon
wow. that girl is such a dirty lurch...who is that?
its alexis. shes the queen of dirty lurching
alexis is the best and my favorite dirty lurch ever !
its alexis. shes the queen of dirty lurching
alexis is the best and my favorite dirty lurch ever !
by lex1143 May 6, 2011

ass lurch, or asslurch, was born in the unmoderated forum of overclocked remix,(www.ocremix.com) when forums member "lurch" was told not to be an ass- "dont be an ass, lurch."
-an obnoxious, rude, crass, stupid, or otherwise offensive person.
syn: ass, asshat, jerk, dickweed, ect.
-an obnoxious, rude, crass, stupid, or otherwise offensive person.
syn: ass, asshat, jerk, dickweed, ect.
by Mystico October 18, 2004

Cockney rhyming slang for 'church'
by Revvji January 20, 2009

Refers to the staggering walk of a man after he has been kicked in the balls immediately following an unsolicited sexual innuendo.
Used in a sentence - "That gross bartender just asked me how I like my eggs in the morning, Fertilized? So I gave him a dirty man's lurch!"
by Dark alley traveler March 10, 2010

I was walking home from a party at 2:30, and I was afraid that the lurching hour was gonna get to me.
by www.BigLurch.com October 24, 2012

To be LURCHED- to be scammed out of money,possessions or to be made to do something you don’t want to or also to be lied to
by Buck105 September 21, 2017

I was just sluein’ the lurch then I jack knifed over my handlebars
“To slue the lurch”
There’s a lurch in the bike lane so I gotta slue around it
20 points if you run the lurch down. No slue. Don’t slue it.
Just slue it.
“To slue the lurch”
There’s a lurch in the bike lane so I gotta slue around it
20 points if you run the lurch down. No slue. Don’t slue it.
Just slue it.
by Kikeeeen May 6, 2020
