LJ

Lj is the coolest fucking wizard you'll ever meet. they were literally born from a magic stones somewhere cool as shit.

they'd probably cast a spell on you and turn you into a cat if you pissed them off slightly.

holy fucking shit LJ is literally conjuring up the fattest blunt ive ever seen

by miniravioli November 22, 2023

LJ

the definition of LJ is someone who will take your bitch with ease. LJ’s are superior to the world and no one tells them what they can and can’t do. They get money and only fuck on tens

“damn that nigga like LJ”

by the cianxus is September 21, 2022

LJ

A dirty little slut who thinks she knows everything and likes to get with older men.

Tomas: Did you see Lj yesterday?
Sianna: Yeah, she was making out with Mr. Holmes again...
Tomas: Ain't he like 68?
Sianna: Ikr, shes such a slutty mutt

by hrbrwbubfurwe May 20, 2021

LJ

A coo nonchalant nigga that jus wants to live his own life

Look at the boy LJ

by Zayisfat May 3, 2023

LJ

bruh it means lesbian joke obviously

Example:

Girl: lol yea i hate women 😹😹Lj

Boy: ong me too lol females b annoying asf nowadays. Also what does "Lj" mean💀

Girl: gn.

by suki sugi October 26, 2020

LJ se BP

Exclamation. A contraction of the extremely offensive Afrikaans phrase "Liewe Jesus se Bloed Poes" (translates to Dear Jesus's Bloody Cunt). Only ever use this phrase in an argument to completely eviscerate your opponent when you are close to defeat.

Hein: "Fuck you"
Rein: "Nah, Fuck you"
Hein: "Fuck your mother"
Rein: "LJ se BP"

big lightning bolt takes both of them out.

by DieSatan4 March 9, 2021

LJ

a massive b*tch who’s conniving and manipulative. she will gaslight and manipulate you and pretend she’s an angel.

wow i just broke up with lj
thank god she was such a bad person

by anonymous March 10, 2025