Littolize

To smoke enough weed before playing EAFC (FIFA) that the players on the pitch appear smaller by perception. Professional EAFC championship contenders generally agree that littolization is comparable to a matrix-like state of mind. In this state, the player becomes one with the game and gains heightened awareness of player positioning on the field, amongst other benefits.

Brough: "Hey pizzaough, wanna play prough clubs?"
Pizzough: "AAAAAAAA gimme a minute I need 2 littolize the men."

by broughhgouhg October 31, 2023

sam linton

The best basketball player you will ever meet. He is a force on the court and no one can stop him. He has unbeliveble work ethic. Off the court he is a real ladiesman. He hits threes on and off the court ;).

Person1: Man I'm feeling great today
Person2: Like Sam Linton?
Person1: No, not that great.

by Larsisco21 December 14, 2016

Lillian Linton

A brave, fearless woman who is not afraid to go after what she wants or believes in. May encounter a rich, stingy chauvinist on the way named Dick that rocks her world around 360°. She is so strong, so smart and yet so funny and not a basic one. Not many people can handle her, and the ones who do accept that she is superior in any and every way.

All in all; she is who every victorian girl envies, and any eligible bachelor wants to marry.

1# Omg, have you seen that girl Lillan Linton? She's such a badass!

2# Yes, I'm so jealous! She even wears trousers to work!

1# Long live Lilly!

3# HUZZAH!

Lillian Linton is what we miss in this world and should strive to be.

by Thatnerdiiiiiiiigirl January 7, 2022

Loo Lipton

The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Loo Lipton or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.

I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Loo Lipton, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.

by Mattyboyee February 19, 2009

Hannah Linton

A dank bitch. Obnoxious and annoying but the best fucking friend you could ask for because she’ll literally curb stomp anyone who breaks your soul. She’s hella cute, but she WILL fight you, and I’d place my money on her to be honest. She’ll make you laugh, even if you’re down in the dumps. Her only flaw is that she can be a bit of a basic bitch, and fangirls a little too hard.

Long story short, I love you bitch. I gon’ ever stop lovin’ you, biiiitch.

Some person: Ugh, honestly, (insert name of one of Hannah Linton’s friends) is so fucking annoying. We should jump her.
Hannah Linton: BITCH WUT DID U SAY ABOUT MAH WIFE?! *proceeds to kick their teeth in*
Me: That’s Hannah Linton for you.

by myMOMtookmyVAPEoof February 10, 2019

LIPTON

cal-m spot stealing 13 year old fat kid

lipton stole esm's cal-m spot, what a fat nigger

by Sean February 7, 2005

Lithonia, Ga

A city located outside of Atlanta. This city is so ghetto it makes Augusta(disgusta) look pristine. The majority of the people who live here have the job title and profession of being stupid. The ignoration in this city is probably the highest percentage of any other city in the United States. The people who drive here are the reason we have to use our middle fingers. Stupidity isn’t a crime, but there are plenty of crimes being committed here. You don’t even need to look up ratchet in the dictionary, just visit this city.

I went to Lithonia, Ga today and I have to say, I feel like I’ve lost some brain cells.

by taylorbellxx July 17, 2018