Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 20, 2020

cuba-linga

A derogatory term used by people that envy Cubans (like the one who wrote the definition before) to degrade them under a discriminating, unfair, and stereotyping definition. They usually ignore the good side of Cuban people in favor of the bad one. They mistakenly forget the basic fact that all societies are comprised of people from all walks of life due to the human nature and the social circumstances. Who said that envying and backstabbing behaviours were created in Cuba? didn't the terms existed before? just think about that. People like you, who take the time to write such definitions are moved by envy, hate and are so much miserable that the cuba-lingas themselves. I just want to reassure that NOT ALL cubans are like that, maybe in Miami you see some of that kind because there are lots of balseros that lived in the poorest areas of Cuba, but not all balseros are of this kind either. Go to Cuba and see how warm-hearted, sincere, and friendly average people in the streets are, and shut the f..k up!

That south american guy is my boss. He is always harassing me and making me feel unconfortable. He sometimes talk with other of his "friends" and refers to me as a cuba-linga. I know he wants me to blow off so that he can fire me. What a son of a bitch!

by cubanoTeacher July 31, 2008

Lingulate My Lingam

Means to "Suck my dick" The work came from MCA very funny when screamed at a person also songs can be made out of this. Other words are pulled off of this word such as
-Lingulator of lingams(dick sucker)

Example 1
Mca-"LINGULATE MY LINGAM!!!!!!!!"
Person-"what mca"
Mca-"nothing nevermind.....suck my dick!!"

Example 2
Mca-"Hey Knucklehead"
Person-"yes"
Mca-"You are a lingulator of lingams"
Person-"Huh"
Mca-"BRAAAAHHHHH!.......cock sucker"

by Knuclehead January 23, 2011

lingua skanka

The language hos universally use to communicate their sluttiness both amongst one another and to non-hos, such as prude, judgmental girls and horny dudes.

"Girl, what's up with all that nasty-talk? We're not on a porn set."
"Oh don't mind me. That's just my lingua skanka."

by HumbleLinguist December 23, 2013

Lingualingus

The act of French (or 'freedom') kissing.

Few things are sweeter than a bit of post-copulatory lingualingus with the one you love.

by Coram May 2, 2003

Lingard

Often used as a substitute for Dick head

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020