Ling Ling

A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.

Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"

by Sitbear August 4, 2018

Ling Ling

1. Preforming Music (orchestra) with no flaw, no tempo changes, or mistakes.
2. Playing literately better, and faster without messing up.
3. Being good at Music (again, orchestra), and I mean good.

Oh my stars, are you Ling Ling, your intonation is perfect!

by StringsGuy January 21, 2020

Ling Ling

Ling Ling: The god of all music, practices for 40 hours a day and can play any music on any instrument instantly without any suspicious of sacrilege.

I thought you were practice? The Ling Ling in you class practice the 40 hour a day but you no even do 25? DISHONOURABRU!

by I_Practice_Long_Time May 16, 2020

Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course

Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade

by king of ling June 10, 2015

Ling Xiaoyu

A pedophillic Asiaphile's wet dream. She is a cute Chinese girl from the Tekken series, she is a red guard and High school student.

Ling Xiaoyu is a favorite character among pervert.

When you are playing Tekken 4 and Ling Xiaoyu is wearing her cheongsam or school girl outfit, try to kick her in the air....you'll know what I'm talking about ;-D

by The Harmeister March 28, 2007

ling ling sauce

pussy juices, produced from stimulation of the pussy

After i fingered her, she sucked the ling ling sauce off my fingers.

by Valiant101 January 11, 2009

Ling Ling

Ling Ling Offensive racists slur used to describe a Asian woman who doesn’t speak English well and works at a nail shop.

Racists Bigot Evelyn Lozada from the reality tv show Baseball Wives referred to CeCe; an Asian woman as “Ling Ling” and called another cast member named OG; a black woman; a “Monkey”.

by Renee Sanders October 8, 2019