shrimp limp dick

An undersized penis

“Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”

by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020

Jimmy Limp Dick

The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.

You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy

Me: You spittin my brother!!

by Dawwonnn January 20, 2021

limp dick

1. Slang for erectile dysfunction
2. Leo

Leo had a severe case of limp dick

by John sneeze June 16, 2016

limp dick

When your dick is squishy and soft

His dick was so small, he must have a really limp dick

by Disnigga09 April 22, 2018

Limp-Dick Faggot

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual

Pull up your pants you limp-dick faggot!!

by americanpsychoWI June 29, 2009

limp dick

Adjective: suggesting proximity of elderly males.

" I was sittin' on the limp dick bench when I spotted a five dollar bill on the ground. I scooped it up."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

Limp Dick Escape

Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...

Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape

by limpdick escape plan February 18, 2011