Lieutenant Dish

Any extremely sexy woman who is referred to as dominant and demanding. A woman who makes you want to fall below ranks to earn a good old fashioned military punishment!

"Damn I almost want to miss drill this morning so that Lieutenant Dish will punish me"

"Did you see Lieutenant Dish at drill this morning, I'd like to drop and give her 20"

by "The Dish" June 13, 2008

en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "when and where you will be mature enough (to know)".

son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing on his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of child sex abuse?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.

by Sexydimma June 22, 2012

LieutenantX

faggot some gay homo who gives head for crack

LieutenantX:Must give head...need...crack...or dick in my ass

by Milkbone biatch January 11, 2005

lieutenant queef

Typically an aryan white boy, who has an extremely fit sister that has a very thicc ass. He normally gets a grade 1 all over haircut and licks arse.

"Oh that boy is such a lieutenant queef!'

by john tomato January 14, 2018

lieux d'aisances

French for toilets. Shortened to lieux.

The city is a tourist area but lacks public lieux d'aisances.

by uttam maharjan March 2, 2011

lieutenant wet

Someone who really know how to make you feel good, and always gets the pussy.

Oh ya Mark! He's lieutenant wet.

by Star Drummer March 13, 2017

Lieutenant Danchez

It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.

Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!

by Al Dolfski May 26, 2018