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Lasterday

My daugther doesn't grasp the concept of the word yesterday. Even after being corrected she insists on using her own created word for the day after today.

Meaning: The day or days before today, any day before the current day with no exact date in mind.
I did that at school lasterday.
by Real Check Bullies October 21, 2009
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Last Chicken in the Shop

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket
"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"
by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008
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Lasthole

The last table in a restaurant or bar, oblivious, or not caring that ALL the staff are waiting for them to leave.
We can't start closing the restaurant until those lastholes leave...
by John E Rox December 24, 2016
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Lagsturbater

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.
by WikiRy February 8, 2019
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last legs

Close to the end, wearing out or on the verge of breaking.
This machine is on its last legs, I'll give it another 2 weeks before it stops working altogether.
by jimboble September 24, 2009
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You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
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lasterday

1 : on our last time together : when last we met together
2 : (Effective for classroom use):
last time this class occurred.
"Lasterday, i remember we were discussing the concept of inversive recursion."
by -Keith Hale- October 7, 2003
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