red lantern alert

Beware of asian drivers, when one of them cuts you off or just does a dumb driving maneuver in front or beside you throwing your car in peril.

This term comes from the observation that many asian drivers (in Toronto) have red lanterns hanging from thier rear view mirrors. When you would be driving and your passenger might say to you, "Hey, watch out for the red lantern alert to the right!" Seeing an asian driver merging into your lane minus the proper signal lights and disregard for the driver's car in question.

by Sparebear75 May 11, 2007

Sac-O-Lantern

A drawing of some sort of face resembling a smiley face or Jack-O-Lantern on ones scrotum or ball sac

Also an alcoholic shot consisting of half Peach Shnaps and half Southern Comfort

John quit using my sharpie makers to draw Sac-O-Lanterns on your nuts

by Jaco Alfonz August 8, 2008

jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.

Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"

by Jim August 21, 2004

greek lantern

to dip one's testes in tzatziki sauce (cucumber sauce) and swing them back and forth hitting a loved one's forehead, just like swinging a lantern.

"Did you hear that Matt give Liz a Greek Lantern in New Parthenon?" "What a gentleman..."

by mLeja December 14, 2008

latter day stoner

A Mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. He/She still considers them self Mormon though.

Stoner: "Hey man you want a mountain dew?"
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."

by Kristen Lee J October 18, 2008

boob lantern

The use of a flash light or other illumination held against a boob. If the boob shines like a lantern then said boob is considered to be an implant (fake boobie). Real boobs don't make lanterns.

I boob lantern dat chicken head and her tits glowed like the fake shitz dey is.

by booblantern July 15, 2007

latterati

(n.) Coffee connoisseurs, elites of the social cafe set. The well brewed, and well learnéd in the fine art of ordering, sipping and perhaps even making one's own perfect latte. These people are to coffee, what glitterati are to celebrities, and literati are to authors.

"The Latterati wouldn't *dream* of drinking instant, darlink! Honestly, they'd rather drink pesticide!"

by Julie Jansen December 12, 2008