Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching

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by dO I LOOK- January 21, 2022

lassie

A young girl, a lass, especially one seen as a sweetheart.

How's your day going lassie?

by Belle-SmartyPantsHere March 23, 2019

The lasso

Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).

Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.

by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Lassthole

(n.) The asshole who takes the last of something and does not replace it or notify others that it needs to be refilled.

Jake was a real lassthole when he used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom. I had to waddle to the closet to get a new roll.

*During a party*
Angela: "Why didn't you bring the chips?"
Amanda: "My brother was a lassthole and ate them all."

by Kristophsky October 7, 2013

dirty lasse

A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,

which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.

We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.

When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!

by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020

dick-lassoed

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

Lassi

Lassis are amazing guys who have the looks, smarts, and are commonly extremely hot. Lassis have great listening skills and they know how to start and hold a conversation. You can talk about anything with them for hours. Lassis are witty and fun to be around, their dirty mind is unparalleled to no one. They're balanced, positive and cheerful. It's nearly impossible to fit so much awesomeness into one person. Lassis are someone who are nearly impossible to resist. If you're ever so lucky to have Lassi as friend or a lover, do not let him go because he's a keeper.

- See that hot guy over there?
- Yes, that's Lassi. He's a genuinely good guy!

by sannianna November 8, 2020