A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.
Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"
Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"
by Stigglyz June 22, 2011
Get the Cock Smack O Lantern mug.First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.
Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.
by JBM10312011 October 30, 2011
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When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.
Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.
by Trailer Chimp May 11, 2016
Get the bag-o-lanche mug.A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.
Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?
by AP Everything October 22, 2019
Get the Jerk o'lantern mug.A beautiful girl who loves swimming and being out in the sun. Loves hanging around with friends and putting herself out into the world! Is very good humored and sarcastic, but considerate and caring when needed. Lantana is strong and is good at helping others through tough situations.
Lantana is a very amazing girl!
by Casamari April 14, 2014
Get the lantana mug.The name of several comic book characters published by DC Comics. The original Green Lantern, Alan Scott was created by Martin Nodell and first appeared in "All American Comics" #16 in 1940. In 1959 the concept of the Green Lantern was reimagined with the character of Hal Jordan who debuted in "Showcase" #22. Several human Green Lanterns including John Stewart, Guy Gardner, and Kyle Rayner have followed the tradition of Hal Jordan as well as thousands of alien Green Lanterns across the universe.
The Green Lanterns all share the basic concept of possessing a Power Ring which can create virtually anything the wearer wishes, limited only by the wearer's willpower and imagination. The Power Ring carries a finite charge and must periodically be recharged from a Power Battery in the form of a green lantern.
The Green Lanterns all share the basic concept of possessing a Power Ring which can create virtually anything the wearer wishes, limited only by the wearer's willpower and imagination. The Power Ring carries a finite charge and must periodically be recharged from a Power Battery in the form of a green lantern.
Geek1: Hal Jordan is the best Green Lantern ever!
Geek2: No, Kyle Rayner is the best Green Lantern ever!
Geek3: I like the one that looks like a celery stalk.
Geek2: No, Kyle Rayner is the best Green Lantern ever!
Geek3: I like the one that looks like a celery stalk.
by isthisnametaken? April 9, 2008
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