Sky lantern

Glowing debris which floats away from a bonfire, usually leaves or paper, which will sometimes burn through clothing or fabric

That god damned sky lantern burned a hole in my pants!

by Suburbanpugmom April 2, 2018

blue lantern

A blue lantern is like a green lantern but instead of being powered by will they are powered by hope.

Blue lanterns are better than green lanterns!

by The epic ore January 2, 2018

Rusty lantern

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.

It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.

by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019

lantern head

A person who isn't very bright. Itelligence is as dim as an old fashioned lantern

thAt boy fred is such a lantern head he keeps trying to unscrew that bolt with a hammer.

by bubba1970 December 22, 2010

Green Lantern

The act of covering your partner during sexual intercourse in snot instead of lubricant.

Brad Pitt " Ah dude i was just with Angelina and I realized i had no lube so I...."
Matt "So you did a green lantern?"

by etones123 May 7, 2011

The Green Lantern

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.

"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern

by jakebeale July 26, 2019

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007