Hoe Lantern

A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.

A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.

A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.

A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.

Hoe lanterns... just the worst.

by np:) April 6, 2010

Ash-O-Lantern

An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.

A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.

They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.

Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?

Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...

Boy: Hey guys!

(gets ignored)

Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..

Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)

by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010

The Green Lantern

The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.

Chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.

by kinky sabor January 23, 2011

lanzer

An over-worked, under-fed individual with remarkable good looks. May be part robot. One of the nicest administrators on the net.

OMG Lanzer is SO cool!

by SliverMcKite April 21, 2004

Lanie

The most pretty girl in the world. She is very smart. Likes to play sports. Loves the heat. She also loves her friends. She very kind and respectful.

I want to be friends with Lanie

by A person with good ideas November 15, 2016

premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.

"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."

by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011

Landeruded

In sport fishing: When one of your "buddies" steals a fish you were trying to catch by rudely casting their bait in the same spot as yours. By luck they hook and land the fish that was destined for your bait.

Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.

Scott made the perfect cast to catch that musky, but Chris landeruded him by casting in the same spot and caught it first.

by Websters new August 7, 2014