Lance

To have the perfect balance.

For example:

If your partner is too clingy, she don't have the Lance.

If she is lady in the street and freak in the sheets, she has the Lance

by Kapiche January 2, 2020

The Lance Armstrong

A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.

Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.

by stevengross September 1, 2009

1-Inch Lance

The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."

Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"

by slurp999 January 21, 2021

Lanie

The most pretty girl in the world. She is very smart. Likes to play sports. Loves the heat. She also loves her friends. She very kind and respectful.

I want to be friends with Lanie

by A person with good ideas November 15, 2016

Lance

Lance's are the most incredibly rare creatures 8) they have

phenomenal personalities ;D If you find one make sure you lock him up in your closet and swallow the key, cause they are people who will always be faithful and loyal :) when you need them, they'll always be there for you. They are easy to get along with :3 Through any bad situation, they can always make you smile with their funny sense of humor. If you let a Lance into your life they'll brighten up your world ^^ Lances have immense beauty and are extremely talented in the arts. :) They are passionate and can triumph through any obstacle in life no matter how hard the situation may be in, and some how are are always able to have a smile on their face and willing to help others :. They'll be the best friend you'll ever have :)) And as a lover, you are lucky with out a doubt, they are prefect in every way, for they are very caring and thoughtful, though others may see "faults", you see perfection, you are not blinded but gifted to see who and what they are. so never let these people out of your life, for they are the most amazing people you could possibly meet. Lances will change your life forever.

Lance is a gem inside and out
This i'm sure without a doubt

I love you lance. :))

lance lance lance i could say that all day!! xPP

by naynaywashere8D January 9, 2011

Lance Armstrong

To spike your water bottle o while biking

I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong

by Kidswillbekids July 3, 2019

Lance Vance Dance

Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...

1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.

2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.

1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"

2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!

by Colleen & Natalie June 12, 2007