da laing

da laing is a very black specimen.

da laing is quite poor and dark.

a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.

fathers are usually of the female sex name.

if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing

if you feel poor ur da laing

if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing

if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing

if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing

-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours

kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing

cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing

kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing

Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.

Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing

by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011

Laintime

To Laintime is to overcome the odds and maintain the terrifying persona of a zombie. The act of Laintiming is to utterly crush any and all opposition, with an absolute degree of style. Typically, this results with the defeated person(s) rerolling a warrior. In the case that they already are a warrior, they pick up engineering and buy lots of health potions. The name is taken from a famous undead Warrior in the World of Warcraft. Also, you must perform superbly while listening to Papa Roach and Sum 41.

I totally Laintimed those two Paladins! They'll probably log after trying (unsucessfully) to repair their broken e-peen

by ForGoodOrForAwesome October 20, 2008

Lainey

1) An uncommon hero.
2) A broken condom.
3) A terrific actress.
4) Can be normal without being dull and weird without being a freak.
5) Girl who's great in bed.

1) You wouldn't guess it, but she's a Lainey to me.
2) Dude, you freaking had a Lainey!
3) Sarah: Oh my Gosh, she's so great on stage!
Shaquifa: Yes, She's almost a Lainey.
4) Why can't everyone be Lainey?
5) Bob: "You fucked that chick?"
David: "YEAH! And, dude, she was a freaking LAINEY!"

by PaigeUnperfect June 30, 2008

Lainie

Rare form of an amazing woman. Directly related to Baby Jesus. When described by peers, all of which are of less greatness could be heard of as 'She pisses nothing but greatness.'

If I could be anyone in the world I'd wish I was Lainie, she's phenomenal.

by lebanondizzle December 30, 2009

laina

sweet, somewhat of a tomboy, typically blonde, innocent, emotional but will never show it, someone always laid back and always up to have a good time,

awll, she's such a laina i just want to be her bestfriend!

me too! who doesn't?

by kissmeimirishbitchass November 14, 2010

Laine

is a classy lady that is confident but not arrogant with a vibrant personality
motivated, amibitious, charming, witty, loving, loyal, cool, laidback, beautiful inside and out, deep thinker, caring, chill, intoxicating, seductive

Laine wants to make a difference in the world.

You see that girl Laine she's bad...she might be out of my league.

Laine is soo chill.. she's a really cool lady.

by thetalented1 March 12, 2010

Lainy

An amazing, talented, intelligent female. Offers everyone her time and is an example to follow. Often blond haired.....and can cook... oh man ... a Lainy sure can cook, and if you love her, you will love her forever, she will always be in your head.... Go find a Lainy Now......

Lainy is always there for you. Lainy is not just for Christmas, she is a friend for life!

by charles drake November 21, 2011