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lactastic

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.
Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!
by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014
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lafaunda

I DONT NEED NO MAN I GOT MYSELF!!!I AM THE AMAZING LAFAUNDA!!!
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Lactanal

Shoving a milk jug, or other various dairy products, up one’s ass.
“Bro she finallly let me try lactanal on her last night.”
Oh really bro how was it?”
“It was utterly fantastic.”
by xbrydx July 4, 2019
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Lafayetted

Ah shit, a redcoat just got Lafayetted.”
by poltheslav October 27, 2019
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spontaneous lactation

When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.
Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation
by Fender315 March 4, 2015
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West Lafayette

From Indianapolis, head north ‘til you smell it, then west ‘til you step in it.
The annual Goat-Fucking Festival in West Lafayette drew a record crowd in 2021, attracting cracked out, bible-thumping hillbillies from all across the city!
by Bra55Flam1ngo February 4, 2022
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lafrance

To fart into the open mouth of someone who has passed out, typically from consuming excessive amounts of alcohol. The lafrance is a party challenge: if a party patron has been so stupid as to consume more alcohol than their limit and to pass out as a result, other party patrons are welcome to try to position their posterior over the mouth of the passed out person and fart.
The origination of the lafrance may have been influenced by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail where a French soldier tells the English that he is going to "fart in (their) general direction."
Bill passed out with his mouth open. I'm going to go lafrance him!
by Jack-a-roe56 January 15, 2006
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