Muslim kryptonite

AKA a motivated U.S. Marine

"Man you look as good as Muslim kryptonite today"

by Bill2007 April 12, 2007

kryptonite

the only weed better than superman weed

the purple ribbon allstars are always on that kryptonite

by Geoff December 28, 2005

black woman's kryptonite

a really hot/cute white guy

josh is has blue eyes and dark brown clean cut hair and is in medical school to be a doctor...he's such a black woman's kryptonite

by llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeqq22222 October 14, 2006

kryptonite

kryptonite is a strain of weed originating out of Norcal in the town of yuba city, its a f-1 hybrid, pure kush plant with ultra potent nugs that taste like og or bubba kush not for light weights

I smoked some of dans kryptonite and it plowed my field!

by Kalichronic January 2, 2009

kryptix

1. A fat retarded monkey, that spends half of its day trying to shove its tail up his own ass. The other half of the day it is either attempting to find its cock or hacking and scamming people on a MMORPG. see wannabegangsterbitch
2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick
3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold

1. oowie-oo-oo-ah-ah-ah-left-a-bit-aaaaaah
2. ^
3. You will need 1 man, 1 keyboard, and 1 gay ass wannabegangsterbitch called kryptix.

by Bacon January 5, 2005

kryptonite

Strong ass weed, song made popular by Purple Ribbon (who are da shit), and Superman's worst nightmare.

When Superman hears the song Kryptonite, he takes a baseball bat and starts whamming the crap out of the stereo.

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

kryptonite

1. the weakness of an otherwise invulnerable or confident person (especially a heroic person), Achilles' heel

2. crystallized, smokeable cocaine

His only kryptonite was his obsession with political opinions.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2010