Krystoffer is a very unique name that 1 out of million spell it like that
They are very shy at first and will only talk if talken to but when they get comfortable with you they turn out to be the funniest and one with the most unique thoughts. When there around they liven up the mood and if youre realationshiply connected to them they are the most thoughtful and will make you smile as soon as they do. They have the type of smile to make anyone smile. They can be only a little jealous if you make them feel they need to be that way but no matter what there always there for you. When they get hyped up they fr get hyped up and could make you die laughing. If you find a krystoffer keep him, they are one in a million , there personality just like there name.
They are very shy at first and will only talk if talken to but when they get comfortable with you they turn out to be the funniest and one with the most unique thoughts. When there around they liven up the mood and if youre realationshiply connected to them they are the most thoughtful and will make you smile as soon as they do. They have the type of smile to make anyone smile. They can be only a little jealous if you make them feel they need to be that way but no matter what there always there for you. When they get hyped up they fr get hyped up and could make you die laughing. If you find a krystoffer keep him, they are one in a million , there personality just like there name.
girl "Youre my world krystoffer"
boy "Bitch you better not b lien" when imphises
Girl "theres no one in the world like you"
Boy "fucking better think that, but i love you to mf"
boy "Bitch you better not b lien" when imphises
Girl "theres no one in the world like you"
Boy "fucking better think that, but i love you to mf"
by Gabby Krystoffer November 25, 2021
Get the Krystoffer mug.A meat containing dish that a vegetarian would consider eating. Typically, the person greatly enjoyed the dish before becoming a vegetarian, misses it, and would consider temporarily breaking their own rules to eat it.
The word vegetarian can be substituted with vegan to refer to vegans.
The word vegetarian can be substituted with vegan to refer to vegans.
Hey John, do you want some pepperoni pizza rolls?
Oh, don't even kid, that's my vegetarian kryptonite.
Oh, don't even kid, that's my vegetarian kryptonite.
by SharkeeTX December 23, 2007
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The day-glow green crap that results from consuming large quantities of blue dye. Such as from grape soda. A combination of Kryptonite and shite.
by DampeS8N December 20, 2010
Get the Kryptoshite mug.Kryptonite is a compound consisting of the element krypton, according to chemical-forming "-ite" nomenclature of chemistry.
However, krypton is a planet where Superman Clark Kent comes from and the substance kryptonite from it due to the explosion is fatal to our Superman, i.e. the translucently green rocks you would see in the TV series and which make Clark Kent dizzy and feeble and can even kill him.
Thus figuratively, it means something that makes you weak, powerless and limp, i.e. your weakness, whenever it comes to you, because it can even weaken Superman, let alone you!
However, krypton is a planet where Superman Clark Kent comes from and the substance kryptonite from it due to the explosion is fatal to our Superman, i.e. the translucently green rocks you would see in the TV series and which make Clark Kent dizzy and feeble and can even kill him.
Thus figuratively, it means something that makes you weak, powerless and limp, i.e. your weakness, whenever it comes to you, because it can even weaken Superman, let alone you!
Just as the song "Kryptonite" in the Australian Idol Guy Sebastian's album where the lyrics go:
Cos I can't stop thinking of you
I'll be trying not to love you
I'm helpless, girl it's true
So I'm giving up tonight
Cos baby you're my "kryptonite"
***That girl's exactly Guy Sebastian's "kryptonite"!!
Cos I can't stop thinking of you
I'll be trying not to love you
I'm helpless, girl it's true
So I'm giving up tonight
Cos baby you're my "kryptonite"
***That girl's exactly Guy Sebastian's "kryptonite"!!
by estherteng April 15, 2007
Get the kryptonite mug.A lonely boy that spends all his time in the basement stealing and scamming other players in MMORPG and macroing and them claiming he is the best. His shear weight and the fact his hair is a shaved is a true example of his care for the real world.
by 0wn3d? July 24, 2004
Get the kryptix mug.A combination of the words 'kryptonite' and 'testicle.' The one impenatrable force (most likely - but not exclusive to - a woman)that serves as the downfall of any man's well-being. Kryptonite : Superman :: Kryptesticle : Average man.
Meredith Grey is George's kryptesticle in Grey's Anatomy. Olive Oil is Popeye's kryptesticle. Heroin is a drug addict's kryptesticle. A nice pair of breasts can be considered a kryptesticle to a weak-willed man.
by Katie Bartels & Erin Dillon November 4, 2006
Get the kryptesticle mug.A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.
I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.
When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.
Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!
When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.
Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!
by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011
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