fat kristy

Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.

I just got back from a few nights in the sky, you know I had to bring home a fat Kristy!

by GdubSon July 24, 2017

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026

kristanna

Kristanna is a rare but amazing name. Kristanna is gorgeous caring and amazing I can go on for ever and ever about kristanna. She's absolutely everything anyone would ask for. Kristanna your amazing be yourself because it just lights up the room and makes everyone smile

Kristanna is awesome

by 💖🍍 June 29, 2017

Krispy Cream

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob

Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon

by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

Krista

Krista is definitely one of a kind. Truthfully, she is full of layers. Beautiful, intelligent, absolutely hysterical, and one very underrated & overlooked quality about her is that she's quite the wordsmith. She's direct, but respectful. She's strong-willed, but a total softy. She's confident, yet modest. She does this thing where she talks a lot and thinks that others think she's overdoing it, so she apologizes for the ramble. Krista makes jokes and before the other person can respond, she says "just kidding" because she has such a big heart that she doesn't want to risk offending anyone for even a moment, and it's one of her many redeeming qualities. She's that book in the bookstore that catches your eye so you pick it up and immediately you want to read it because you think it's going to be good, but what you didn't realize until you get a few chapters in, is that there is so much more to it than most realize, it's so much deeper & meaningful than anything you've ever come across, it's so much better than you originally imagined, and you can't even fathom of ever putting it down, and any other book you read feels like a waste of time because deep down, you know that nothing could ever top it. And instantly, it becomes your favorite. I will marry her.

Trust me, she's pretty frickin' great!

"Have you ever met someone that you'll just never be able to forget?"

"Yeah, her name is Krista"

by Run_CMC June 12, 2020

Krista

She is the most beautiful woman in the world! One look at her and you instantly fall in love! Her beauty is match by her amazing personality! She's kind, caring, sweet, hilarious, and has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back! She's fearless, but tender! She's always the life of the party and is always a blast to be with! Even tho she says she has her faults, she is perfect! I'm madly in love with this woman! There is no one I'd rather be with! Every second away from her is like I'm missing a piece of my heart! She is my everything! If you saw her, you might just see what I see! I love you so much!

Krista is amazing!

by Spicy 1989 May 16, 2014

Krista

The sweetest, kindest person to walk on this earth, period.

She is a krista

by anonymous February 12, 2021