by Mowaffles September 5, 2021
Get the Kristopher London mug.A big big hairy man whom lives in a land of wonder and potatoes, Scottsdale.
he loves gerbals and charlies small wang.
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he loves gerbals and charlies small wang.
<3 xoxoxoxox
Kristoff: Grrr im a big hairy gorilla from the scottsdale B&B.
Kristoff: Hello
Kristoff: Charlie Chang has a tiny wang! <3
Kristoff: Hello
Kristoff: Charlie Chang has a tiny wang! <3
by janandholga October 8, 2008
Get the Kristoff mug.A Hungarian boy who is always there for other but hides his inner emotions and like to deal with them by himself.he is always fascinated with himself in the mirror.He always listens to some kind of emo music,and loves to play along
by Ikog October 7, 2019
Get the krisztofer mug.Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.
"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
by sub-sonic December 17, 2011
Get the Kristopher mug.Very skinny, big head boy.Usually a boy with really old parents. Likes to lie a lot but is very good at it. He always like to tell himself that he is good at basketball, but he's not.
Your such a Krystofer.
by Krystofer June 18, 2018
Get the krystofer mug.the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song.
things were going so well with my date until i got all kristofferson on her and said, "growing old sacres me so let's stay young together."
by devsla June 1, 2006
Get the kristofferson mug.The sexiest guy around. Probably one of the best actors I know, even if he has a few mental disorders. Very attractive and humorous.
For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.
For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.
by theREALprinceofdarknesss October 16, 2011
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