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Krunkle

A disease that will originate from the Burmasha, Kazakhstan on July 17, 2024.

It will fester far worse things.
"I'm so worried, John has been saying devious things and speaking in tounges." "That's because he has come down with 'The Krunkle'"
by Briarb0I January 22, 2023
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Wisconsin Kringle

Pastry from the state of Wisconsin made with cream cheese, various fruits, and serves a bunch of people
Wisconsin Kringle
The Wisconsin Kringle was tasty
by Asset team May 1, 2015
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Chris Kringle

When a man cums\explodes on a woman's chin and it looks like Santa's beard.
"You just got Chris Kringled sweetie, Merry Christmas!"
by dunger October 11, 2008
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Dirty Kringle

That thing when you draw a moustache on somebody's face using your dick dipped in bath and bodyworks Twisted Peppermint Lotion.
It was the day after thanksgiving, so I gave my boyfriend a Dirty Kringle.
by DoreenForever July 3, 2016
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Kris Kringle

The act of farting on your own ball sack.
Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.
by Beck C Men December 1, 2010
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Kringle

There are several variations of "kringle."

Kringle (n.): to give a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family.

Kringling (v.): the act of giving a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family. Example: This Christmas, I will be kringling the night away.

Kringled (v.): the definition for this word is censored by the U.S. government.

Kringley (adverb): to be "in the mood" for a kringle. Example: Every time I wear a Santa suit, I feel all kringley.

You may also "kringle" yourself or receive a "kringle," provided you are wearing a Santa suit.

These words were coined on The Skiffy and Fanty Show in their Torture Cinema episode on The Christmas Dragon.
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, right before she kringled him.
by Anonymous Podcaster December 16, 2018
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Kinkle

to kinkle someone; to be kinkled
Noun; verb

A manipulative misrepresentation of what another person has said; to "twist their words" for dramatic effect. This is often done purposely to make another person look bad or to get others to feel sorry for them. Sometimes, however, the person kinkling is just incapable of comprehending conversations the way they happened. The kinkle is perfected with dramatic body movements such as flailing arms.
"My mom kinkled me when repeating our conversation to my brother"

"She kinkled me to Bob and made him livid with me, even though that's not what I said".

"He kinkles really badly so watch what you say and/or believe".

"I've been kinkled! That's not what I said!"
by lioness_92 November 9, 2012
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