koks

The white powder. Called cocaine too. Make a line and put it into your nose. Relax afterwards.

dude1 : hey d00d, u got some snow?
dude2 : sure babe, take my koks!

by che0r August 31, 2006

kookoo for crack rocks

When your fiending for some crack rocks and cant help but have the biggest erection!!!

kookoo for crack rocks! I either need to smoke some crack or go jerk off.

by dirty grove niggas December 8, 2010

kook brain

Someone or something acting stupid or doing something dumb

Marko-"Your kook brain to the max"

Nathan-"are u kook brain?"

by straightoutofseattle May 2, 2014

kookoodumdum

To be crazy and stupid. At the same time.

Catholics are kookoodumdum. Muslims and Scientologists are, too.

by Abraham's Adversary February 10, 2018

Kookmeister

Typically a female Adventist (or another religious/vegan person) that would rather have anal sex than lose her virginity because of basic white girl issues. These women are usually found in the valley suburbs were complaining about her wrongly died hair is more important than her kids' soccer game.

OMG! can you believe Darren fucked Becky in her ass last week? God! She's such a kookmeister, I cant stand her!!!

by spanky-word/letter-maker May 5, 2020

whorelando kook

Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.

That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.

by BawlsDiggity October 4, 2017

kookfest

A meeting or festival of kooks

Online forums are often just bizarre anonymous kookfests

by mirkin July 10, 2003