kookfest 

A meeting or festival of kooks

Online forums are often just bizarre anonymous kookfests

kookfest by mirkin July 10, 2003

kookfest 

When you show up, usually on the weekend, to a local surf spot that has amazingly been transformed to a sad version of circue du sole, that is if circue du sole had gone bankrupt and was forced to fill its ranks with drunk, uncoordinated transients, and those transients were actually people who like to show up with ten foot boards and stay right in front of where the lineup is, hoping to catch the scraps of waves that pass by the unfortunates who are actually trying to surf waves, not a slalomn course of weekend warrior drunk acrobat wannabees. Well, that said, we all have to start somewhere...

Look at this kookfest! There are at least a hundred people out there and none of them are out past the break!

Lets jam- this is a major kookfest.

kookfest by Jaded? January 8, 2008

Kookfetus 

Kookfetus is a crazy person who almost hates everything. They're pronouns are she/they. They're a swaggy kpop stan and they mainly stan BTS.

Person:Hey whos that you're talking to?
Person 2:I'm talking to kookfetus now shut the fuck up before I call your mom and tell her you had sex with your friend.

Sorry what we're you saying?
Kookfetus:I hate babies they're disgusting and weird.

Kookfetus by Meowpub May 16, 2021

kookiestaetaes 

A popular BTS YouTuber! That a lot of baby army’s or younger army’s watch

Person a: Man I love kookiestaetaes

Person b: we all do

kookiestaetaes by JHOPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 11, 2022