Kalinkadonk

The sound you make when you get real excited

Person 1: dude i brought you some sushi

Person 2: KALINKADONK

by Sassybitch69 June 13, 2017

Klingon Shitfly

An overbearing Star Trek fan's attempt to be humorous by labeling a common ordinary but unattractive or scary looking insect, such an assassin bug or a boxelder bug.

(Pitch voice very low and speak in a slow cadence.) Sir. It is a Klingon shitfly.

by Douchbag Steve August 31, 2019

Kling

a kick ass name meaning a blade, a sword. It's German too.

Damn, Mrs. Kling, you look extra fine! Uhh.. so do you Mr. Kling...*runs*

by Essie Kay October 20, 2008

Klingons

Klingons.

Singular : Klingon.

Undiligent wiping of the anus post defecation causes excrement to remain on the anal follicles. Eventually the excrement will dry and form tiny spheres that attach themselves to your anal follicles.
In extreme cases the "klingons" can encompass many follicles which can make them painful to remove.

Worf: A very large "klingon".

John entered the room looking depressed.
"What's wrong John? you look so unhappy" said Mandy.
"I went to the Doctor for an anal examination this morning but I forgot to shower. He told me go home and wash the "klingons" off my butt. I was so embarrassed" said John.
"Oh John. I do love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John

by Skinupman November 21, 2004

kalinskied

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.

dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.

by manningsgay September 24, 2006

klinkin'

n. The sound made by the various gold accessories of a frightened, shivering black person.

"Tyrone, why you be klinkin'?"

by Brandean McMan June 16, 2007

klinefelter's syndrome

Klinefelter's syndrome is a genetic disorder which means that men have an XXY chromosome set up rather than the usual XY (for a male). The XXY almost always causes feminisation of men or anti-masculinisation. Klinefelter's syndrome can be extreme or non-apparent depending on the person. Usual symptoms can be :
Enlarged breasts
Wide hips
Voice not breaking
Narrow shoulders
Long arms or legs
testicular atrophy (small testicles)
infertility

Crossdresser's would probably like to have klinefelter's syndrome so that they would look girlier.

by anonymous-help December 13, 2005