Clammy Knacker

when your testicle (knacker) gets really sweaty (clammy) and sticks to your leg.

Bollocks, i've got clammy knacker again!

This clammy knacker is pissing me off!

I wish i didn't get clammy knacker all the time!

I've recently entered "Clammy Knacker" into the urban dictionary!

by Mr Curt August 7, 2007

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Half Knacker

(hahf nak-er)

n. British

Half of a house brick, to be used as a projectile.

Hey, wrap snow around this Half Knacker and throw it at that old woman.

by kickRS December 29, 2006

Knackered

Very Tired

After shagging that bird, I was extremely knackerd

by Boom January 13, 2003

knackercracker

harsh violent damage to the scrotum, worst case scenario ,kick in the bollocks by a metal toe cap boot

"fuck off ,or i will give you a knackercracker you wont forget in a hurry ,bastard

by rudikeegan October 28, 2006

knack

To knack: to fuck, to hump, to shag, to bone.

Ah, Dave! I'd knack that tight piece of ass!

by Chemise January 1, 2009

knackwurst

1. A short, chubby sausage
2. An erection that resembles such a sausage.
3. A short, thick penis attached to a German man.

Kara: Was it big?
Sara: Not bad...it was like a knackwurst.
Kara: Length matters to me.
Sara: Well I liked it.

by Kara&Sara January 3, 2008