The Kimer

To suck a big fat girls tits way back in the day.

SPIKE has performed The Kimer

by Nick and Bob January 4, 2005

Kimmed

Constantly being told to shut up by an annoying, noise sensitive, light sleeping person.

"Yo! you just got kimmed!"

"Don't be so loud or you might get kimmed!"

by Anonymous666151 October 18, 2011

anthony kiedis

the man i'm going to marry- a born fuckmonster-an eloquent lyrical master who tops it off with a velvety orgasmic voice...

Anthony Kiedis has nice legs.

by liz May 17, 2004

kiede

Kiede is a very intelligent person who is often the life of the party lots of people know her but she can be very independent she is fun and makes her friends laugh she loves to have friends but she picks them wisely she’s risky and bubbly and very strong she’s not at all girly but she doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her as long as she loves life to the fullest

Random person did you see kiede today

Other random person yea she was having so much fun

by Kiede December 29, 2017

Kited

Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.

Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"

by VAAM the Anomaly February 10, 2019

Kimmed

When you get stuck/assigned doing all the work and your co-worker(s) just sit around playing games on the computer.

My shift partner somehow avoid all the reports tonight, seeing to it that I really got Kimmed.

by Mitchell Swan June 9, 2011

anthony kiedis

One of the greatest singers (if not the greatest) ever born. My idol, 'cos he is a great singer, he lost his virginity at the age of 12 (beat me by 2 years) and is a brilliant person. Women want him and men want to be like him/ want him.

Californication, Under The Bridge, Can't Stop. Need I say more?

by csgasser June 5, 2005