finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

by polo November 29, 2004

Kemp

An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word 'kempe,' which came from Old English 'cempa,' meaning 'warrior' or 'champion.'

That Kemp is the baddest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life!

by GDKII July 28, 2008

keiper

A slang expression in the California Bay Area used to express frustration.

Keiper, you made me spill my drink!

by Dang Den March 18, 2009

The Keeper

an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.

fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.

by the fishy April 30, 2005

keeper'd

On FIFA 11 Pro Clubs mode, when a human-controlled goalkeeper is beaten by an easy shot or by a skill move.

*Goalkeeper concedes a goal after he dives for a fake shot*

Opposition: KEEPER'D!
Goalkeeper: Shut up, I know!

by bettercallraul July 15, 2011

Kempelin'

The act of pouring your alcoholic beverage out while away from others. Then acting more intoxicated than you truely are.

"I'M SO WASTED!!"

-- so is half of your beer! I know you've been kempelin' when you been takin a piss.

by jackspot8908 November 28, 2010

Kempsville Lake

Hood located in Virginia Beach south of Mt. Trashmore. One of the best hoods to kick it in. Easy access to everything. Also known as "The Lake".

This guy: Where you from?
That guy: Shiiiit you know the lake.
This guy: Kempsville Lake?
That guy: Yea, that's where it's at.

by 757_Boy April 29, 2013