karbear

fuck deeds

What karbear learned ...



Casper is as pastey as deeds.

I thought he was brown...

no only lately cuz he is so full of shit...


ohh.....

by J hoot February 23, 2009

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003

kalbert

A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?

in the locker room: "Hey look man, jimmy's got a kalbert!"

by Kirk Alberts (Kalbert research Foudnation) May 25, 2003

karger

someone who is HELLA mexican.

oh man, that chick is SO karger. i'm gonna ask her for a burrito.

by caw666 August 1, 2008

karboratorisanje

(Serbian): When you want to explain something that has no need for explanation, like how to breathe.
Sometimes confused with asthmaflowština although they have only few similarities.

A: He had the coolest yellow t-shirt. You know, yellow. That is color of the Sun. For example, The Simpsons have yellow skin color. Skin is that thing you see when you look at your hands.

B (after massive rolleyes): That is biggest karboratorisanje I've heard since I started to breathe!

A: Breathe. That is when you take...

B: Goodness Gracious!

by el-ree July 16, 2008

Karnerism

A social view in which people are viewed as nothing but sexual counterparts. This is often the social outlook of sex addicts and perverts.

That sex offender followed the ideals of Karnerism

by getyouwet January 28, 2010

Kamberovic

Sweet and cool guy.

#kretznwarhier

Wo isn da Kamberovic?
Dreh und Drink.

by kretzn June 12, 2016