Jordyn Woods

Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.

No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.

(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)

Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!

by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019

Judge Judy

A bitch who needs to get laid.

QUIET! I AM HAVING MY PERIOD oh wait I stopped having those twenty years ago

by KingTT May 29, 2003

Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught

Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked

by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016

jordyn carney

Jordyn Elizabeth Carney was born on 21st of september 2004 in New South Wales, Australia.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.

“jim” You know Jordyn Carney?
“bob” Yeah oath she’s cute as i’m fuming she’s dating odin”

by LocalPoopDealer420 December 27, 2020

Juddy Cloompers

A horse with massive fuck off hoofs

'look at that juddy farm'
'fuck they have some big cloompers'
'JUDDY CLOOMPERS!'

by Juddy22 September 6, 2021

Jordynn

Jordynn is a kind and sweet person she is someone you can tell her your biggest secrets. She is smart and pretty but is a little sus. I know s Jordynn and she is awesome. I’m definitely want to be her friend.

Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: that’s Jordynn she is awesome!
Person 1: you bet!

by xxxBestiesnowxxx November 27, 2021

Uncle Jordy

A.
The roomate of ANY guy you are having casual sex with. Many times you will find such a character wrapped up in drinking beer and smoking weed while expressing with no passion at all "im bored". He will find great excitement in online poker tounaments and will not be phased by you coming and going to sleep with his roomate.

So uncle jordy got in on the action during the booty calllast night.

by Darkeness October 27, 2010