Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).

Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.

Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...

Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?

Person2: *snaps* Exactly!

by RandyRubix August 10, 2016

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

cock juggleing thunder cunt

A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.

"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.

by marty, ollie, nd em August 6, 2008

juggling

Juggling, what a juggler does. It is a sport or an art, whatever you decide it to be.

Juggling makes your brain bigger.

by Lin++ March 29, 2005

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

1. A thundery cunt that juggles cocks.

2. A cock juggling a thundery cunt.

"Dude can you believe that new teacher?"

"I know man, she's such a cock juggling thunder cunt!"

"Dude check out that cunt..it's juggling like five cocks at once!"

by Deigned May 13, 2009

Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.

The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

by Kike-O October 14, 2009

Juggling

A baby juggalo

My oh my, what an adorable little juggling.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020