Justaway

A Justaway is just a Justaway.

"Oh my god, what is that thing?"
"It's a Justaway."
"What's a Justaway?"
"A Justaway is just a Justaway."
"Oh my god, it exploded."

by Yume-chan April 14, 2008

Cock jousting

To move at high velocity towards someone with your penis erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out.

Joe practiced cock jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead.

by Tastee January 28, 2004

Justas

A person who likes video games more than most people. If you get into his friend circle, you are special.

“Justas is a cool guy, I’m glad I managed to be friends with him.”

by Lug1a October 10, 2019

Justa

An absolutely beautiful, striking and extraordinarily tall woman. A woman whose smile is warmer than the sun on a summer day and whose love can melt a persons heart like butter (or margarine) in a microwave. A beautiful amazon woman who towers above women and men and turns heads wherever she goes.

Damn, did you see her bro? She's so damn hot, what a total Justa.

by LegoBoy March 12, 2010

Jonathan Joestar

He's a kind man who died trying to defeat his (TECHNICALLY NOT BUT OKAY ARAKI-) adoptive brother DIO Brando, and yes his name NEEDS to be in capitals.
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-

ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-

"Aki is such a ✨Jonathan Joestar✨"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
"AAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by I miss Jonathan Joestar ; _ ; November 4, 2020

Boner Jousting

A sport where two guys get raging boners and run at each other with their boners sticking out. As in medieval jousting, the two guys ram each other with their boners in an attempt to either draw his opponets blood, or to break his opponents boner in half. In correspondence with the IBJA (International Boner Jousting Organization), a case of limp dick will result in an automatic disqualification. Can be used as a means of competition in mating or just for drunken fun.

Pat- "so whatd you guys do this weekend?"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"

by EN May 1, 2006

Justafan

An obsessed fan who will not admit they are obsessed with a certain celebrity, but knows it deep down inside. These Justafans know more about the said celebrity themselves do, and annoys the hell out of everyone around them by talking about them all day long.

Justafan: Man I LOVE Tom Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel!! He is 21 years old, has over 350 caps, has a dog named Scotti and a cat named Kasimir, his twin brother's name is Bill who also plays in the band... *30 minutes later* ..and have you ever noticed his sexy scar on his right cheek??
Person: Goddammit I don't care!! You're seriously obsessed with that Tom person.
Justafan: No, I'm not obsessed. I'm just a fan.

Google "Tom Kaulitz facts" and click on the second page that appears. A very good example of justafan can be found there.

by SweetBiscuitTinsHelpMe November 12, 2010