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Albert Josef

by psedonymm November 24, 2021
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joof

The male equivalent to a queef, it is a penis fart that happens only once in a lifetime - the very first moment after a boy is born. Often used as a diagnostic tool by doctors who are attempting to determine the sex of babies with incredibly small penises.
Doctor: It' a boy!
Patient: How do you know?
(JOOF)
Doctor: that's how.
Both: Hahahahahaha
by saucytime January 15, 2008
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dirty josef

The dirty Josef is when you fuck her ass doggy style and nut in her ass then pull out and let it dribble down. As it dribbles down you catch it in a cup, sprinkle some hot sauce on top and she shoots it down.
We didn’t have any alcohol so I gave her a dirty Josef.
by The meme group May 19, 2019
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josom

my god your willy is josom-like!!!!
by Fergle March 24, 2005
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jooftie

female, chick, girl, potential scrape, specifically non-girlfriend
"check out that group of joofties over there"
"im gonna go throw some chat on that jooftie shes been eyeing me"
"how's the jooft?"
by O.Cheung April 18, 2008
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JosefMengele

Nazi Docotor that prided himself on destroying as many Jew's as he possibly could. He is The Angel of Death.
Ich hasse Juden brenne sie alle, töte jedes letzte!
by JosefMengele May 6, 2004
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Josef Mengele

One of the sickest fucked up bastards in history. He did various medical experiments to the Jews (and other ppl but mainly ethnic Jews) In Auschwitz.

Examples:
He sewed twins together

Sewed a teddy bear to a 3 year olds chest (to see what would happen)
Tore the muscles from peoples legs off and made them walk.
Skinned people alive to see how long it woud take them to die.
Cut off limbs, Cut out organs etc.
Injected Dye and Bleach into peoples eyes.
Made twins impregnant and have sex with eachother .
Burnt peoples skin and flesh off.
Performed sex change operations on children (twins)

Cut of peoples genitles.
Injected people with various chemicals.
Performed numerous sick, twisted operations.

ALL of his ''medical experiments'' were done WITHOUT pain killers/anestisia and the ''patients'' were NEVER put to sleep.
I hate nazis, especially that Pussy Josef Mengele
May that fucked up cunt rot in hell.
by IhateNazis75 September 15, 2009
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