joons

Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.

Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.

by mike p June 1, 2004

joonsexual

When someone is only attracted to Kim Namjoon from BTS

Friend: Hey look that guy is cute you should ask for his number!
Me: Sorry i’m Joonsexual.

Friend: You’re what?
Me: I’m Joonsexual.

by stanbts<3 September 28, 2020

joonstinybonsai

the sexiest moot to have if you’re on kpop tiktok or in the yoongi cult 😩💯

bob: omg have you seen joonstinybonsai’s recent post about wonho 🤣
marie: yeah 😭 i just followed her because she’s in the yoongi cult and she has the best content
bob: she’s my favorite moot <3

by notjoonstinybonsai May 20, 2021

JonSav

The fucking man.

Hey bro, you must be JonSav.

by JonSav October 18, 2008

johnsartoriitis

1. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.

2. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.

He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

jonsandman

Jonsandman is an American youtuber. His channel is based on video games like:
Rocket League, H1Z1, Minecraft and many others. His vibe is always very happy.

Did you watch the new Jonsandman movie? Yeah of course it was awesome.

by Taynara April 23, 2017

joonatan

a joonatan is a virgin

i was going to hook up with a guy last night but i discovered he was a joonatan

by forsenbee January 30, 2018