Jivey

A black person.
A black person with a righteous attitude.

Check out that hot jivey lady over there.
He is an angry jivey man.
That jivey man's got it going on.

by Frank DeGiacomo May 22, 2006

Jive-ass

1. Is someone who thinks they're acting cool but is acting like a fool. See every depiction of a white person copying African American style or music for an example.

2. Insincere. Just fronting.

3. An object that is pretentious or over the top.

4. So "hip" that it isn't cool. Mass marketed, high fashion "cool". An object that is so "cool" it makes you lose street cred.

"You're just a jive-ass white boy, no cred."

"What is up with that jive-ass shirt?"

"Look at you, with your jive-ass lava lamp in your jive ass pad."

by Spook Who Sat By The Door March 31, 2010

jive

v) to be consistent with, match up.
n) B.S.

His pimpin' clothes and his hooptie ride just don't jive.

Don't think I'm going to believe all that jive.

by C W Gray April 19, 2006

Jiverlicious

Means you're full up the ying yang in Jivers.
-see entry flukejiver

Shaft, sometimes know by the pseudonym Flukejiver, is one jiverlicious badass.

by J|THE|Rad December 25, 2009

Jesus Jive

A dance performed at a VBS or any very high energy worship service.

"Wow Mary Magdalene is really getting into her Jesus Jive!"

by Mablé Rekrek July 27, 2014

Jive

Adjective: ridiculous, superfluous, unnecessary, or foolish.

Generally a description paired with turkey, but any combination is acceptable.

Why you gotta be trippin'? Jive white ass turkey.

by Jonathon McLeod October 28, 2011

Juivebear

A small furry animal. Once prevalent in Europe (especially France), this close relative of the human is often under four feet tall and frequently confused with a gerbil. In modern times, they can be quite hard to find, spending the majority of their time in juivebear caves, where it is believed that they eat poosage almost constantly. While their mating habits are largely a mystery to researchers, empirical data suggests that they frequently seek out human mates belonging to ethnic minorities, particularly Pakistanis.

The juivebear snatched the poosage from the Pakistani man before hastily scrambling back into the dark cave she had originally popped out of.

by Banderthall November 25, 2007