Mikiel Jooksun

Mikiel Jooksun is an alternate reality version of Michael Jackson. He has pale white skin and likes to molest children. Just watch Meat Canyon's Michael Jackson Saves The World for an example.

Night night, don't let Mikiel Jooksun bite.

by Brub Boi May 28, 2021

jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 17, 2007

Jookst

the pass tense of the verb, to jooks, meaning to steal or fuck someone or something up. Can also be used to mean to get or go somewheres(i.e... I'ma jooks to QC right quick, you noodle)

Hogan gets jookst on the daily the hardest.
T Jones is about to get jookst
Tryna get JOOKST?!?!?!?!?!
So sods, Zurain gets jookst er' day!
The barn got jookst because the goats shit everywhere.
Who jookst my slammy jammy mcjamsters?!?!?
Naunched? nope! just got jookst.

by Not.A.Noodle January 12, 2010

J Hook

To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.

My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.

by take1 May 19, 2008

Jook it

Solo sex act preformed by a male. The act of being on all fours while reaching around your back and jerking off.

I really enjoy jooking it with essential oils.

I’m going to jook it.

by Rusty Lawrence September 20, 2018

Straight Jook'n

To dance with unbelievable fervor on beat and in context.

"Just finished watching the Soul Train documentary, and the people on the show were Straight Jook'n"

by Ditigal_Crates February 6, 2010