Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ 

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

jesus titty fucking christ by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005

jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.

Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!

jesus titty fucking christ by victor kung October 30, 2010

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ by Tom Ali August 21, 2006

jesus jumping fucking christ 

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.

Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................

jesus jumping fucking christ by The Doc Brown May 6, 2006

jesus titty fucker 

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.

(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."

jesus titty fucker by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ by Polltang January 30, 2015