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Jessica

The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile until inevitably, you'll fall head over heels in love with her. She will not admit to any of this, but it's 100% accurate!
Man, someday I will marry my Jessica... Sexy unicorn mermaid
by Ricky/Noah October 10, 2016
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Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat
Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight
by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009
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jessica lynn

A wonderful person to be with. She is sweet, smart, incredible in every way, beautiful inside and out! She may be a little bit shy at first, but that's until you discover her wild side! She truly makes you laugh, and makes you happy just by seeing her smile. Jessica Lynn, is a person you should treasure, if you ever get the pleasure to meet her!
John: Who's that?
Leon: That's Jessica Lynn
John: ooohhh! Jessica, she has such a cute face!
Leon: She's awesome... believe me!
John: It s seems like I'll be liking this Jessica
by loveeeefdfafafa February 3, 2014
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Jessie

The most amazing girl you'll ever find. She's sweet, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, etc. She's lovable and never intends to hurt anyone. Amazing personality. Her eyes, hair, everything. Not just any girl, original. Crazy, but fun. Make sure you don't hurt her. You'll surely love her, I know I have. Her smile. It's... amazing. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what, you can't help but smile. She has a lot of blonde moments too. Once you meet a Jessie, don't let her go.
Friend: Man, Jessie is so adorable.

Friend #2: I know right, anyone would be lucky to have her.

adorable pretty gorgeous beautiful lovable
by SlowButProud June 5, 2012
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Jessicate

To organize, clean, and perfect any area, item or copy job in an office. Jessication occurs when a person comes back to their work area/cubicle to find all stacks of paper perfectly aligned, pencils sharpened, and Post-It notes realigned.
Hey! This room was messy yesterday. Who the F*** Jessicated my office?
by ChrisManCub June 19, 2008
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Jessie paege

A wholesome dad who posts videos on YouTube for her children. She is also a meme, a rat and a high key ratatouille fan. Our dad stans equality rights and has had hair every colour of the pride flag.
Me: STREAM PHANTOM BY JESSIE PAEGE
Everyone: *is forced to stream Phantom*
by Hxwellz December 12, 2019
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Jessica Rabbit

Just about the sexiest cartoon you will ever see. Was married to Rodger Rabbit in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit." Could be used to describe a hot girl. Many guys jack off to the sound of her voice.
"Mann, I saw a Jessica Rabbit yesterday... damn she was smokin"
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