adidas jerusalem

a nick name for flip flops

did you see those arabs in their adidas jerusalem

by chipstah February 1, 2007

Jerusalem bagel

When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.

Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.

by Stevous September 2, 2017

You win some, Jerusalem

A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.

Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.

Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.



Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?

Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies

Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.

Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?

by epilepticpeatepilepticpeat October 13, 2008

Jerusalism

exertion of control by a certain zionistic influenced group.

1 Jerusalism - exerting control in Palestine.
2 Jerusalism - exerting control in America.
3 Jerusalism - exerting control on the world.

by bioNRG January 14, 2011

New Jerusalem

a double-dutchie over some aviator periwinkle, Long Island iced tea, twisted.

I just gave yo girls a New Jerusalem-- c-ya at the next sleepover :jayhah:\

....
& at Afters we split a Greenwich!!

by jockwebster March 25, 2020

Jerusalem Artichoke

A highly delectable flour used in making top notch pasta

"What are we having tonight?"
I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound

by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009

Spider Jerusalem

Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.

Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.

by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010