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Money Jeans

The metaphorical representative for the storage of income. The place where your money/valuables are collected and kept. (Bank account, piggy bank, hoe jar etc)
"I gotta' get mah' money greens to pay the money jeans"
by Hypno Fish December 2, 2009
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Jerish

The ultimate Universal Language.

Only spoken among the "Wise and Not-slow ones"

The non-Jerish can never learn how to speak Jerish, since it was gifted from birth.
YOU DON'T SPEAK JERISH, YOU TURD.
by LACinee September 24, 2010
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Oprah Jeans

Very tight fitting black jeans worn by obese women who have just dropped five pounds in water weight in an effort to show the world that they are no longer fat. These jeans are black since this color hides rolls better than light colors and are usually debuted with hands in the air and a techno beat and pushed along with the temporary arrogance of knowing that turkey is better for you than pork.
Oprah reinvents herself about every five years and walks onto the show wearing her famous Oprah Jeans. Don't we all love getting parenting advice form the richest and most barren woman on the planet?
by Gary Vitalis October 19, 2009
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jensen ackles

1. the hottest guy to walk this planet. He plays Dean Winchester on the hit show Supernatural.

2. walking example of sex.

3. someone I'd give up my virginity to.
1. Oh my god, jensen ackles is so friggin' hot!

2. ..."so this is how babies are made, son. if you have more questions just look at jensen ackles. but don't go all homo on me boy. it CAN happen....."

3. yes, jensen, ahhh ahhh, oohhh, harder baby, harder, ahh, ooh, oh god jensen, oh yes, YES, YES, FASTER, HARDER, YES JENSEN!!!
by S.G. loves J.A. September 20, 2008
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Jeonsexual

You are only attracted to BTS Jungkook and no one else. No other girl/guy attracts you, and they give you icks on everything they do. On the other hand if Jungkook did the same thing, you would find it sexy.Jk has made your standards to high for you to look at boys in the real world.
I was wondering why I never found anyone attractive in real life, turns out I’m Jeonsexual.
by Yea you’ll stay single forevet September 29, 2020
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cream one's jeans

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)
Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.
by Sanjeev Sharma July 1, 2006
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Jensyn

Jensyn is a beautiful girl, she is kind, outgoing, funny, clumsy and has a small bladder. She an appear shy at first, but once you get to know her she will be the most loving, loyal, and trustworthy friend you will ever meet. She is adored by all and everyone wants to be near her. She always lights up the room as soon as she walks into it. Nobody can say anything bad about her. She is an all around good person.
Why can't everyone be more like Jensyn?
by Unicorns+batman=life May 21, 2016
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