jelus

Jealous in shorthand/1337/whatever. See jealous.

<Guy1> woohoo I just found a bag of money!
<Guy2> bastard
<Guy1> ooh you = jelus

by theGreenBunny March 11, 2004

jebus

Name of the ancient Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of Zion and the city was renamed Jerusalem.

Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the Israeli capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.

Jebus is a Biblical name of the city now known as Jerusalem

by warnerdang May 27, 2004

jebuz

Ska/rock band based in Melbourne, Australia.

by Fox-4 November 4, 2003

jebus

the one (-:

'oh holy lord Jebus, save us from our misery'
'I want to die Jebus pls choke me'

by hoodthot January 27, 2018

Jebus

Just a damn cool thing to say.

But I don't even believe in Jebus

by Pedro Gon February 23, 2008

Jeclub

Is a scenario where a guy cums in a girls nose and it comes out her mouth.

Dude, that girl just got jeclubed. The cum went in her nose and came out her mouth

by Ballman123456789 November 22, 2011

Jeblet

A wildly attractive man with rugged looks of the sort that earn men roles in cigarette adverts.

"Oh he's such a Jeblet"
"He's not fit, he's a Jeblet"

by Baldwinator January 11, 2012