floppy jalopy

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."

by Nitaro02 February 8, 2006

Jalopnik

One of the best daily automotive blogs on the internet. Because Jalopnik is updated daily by a competent and Knowledgeable staff, the stories are current, entertaining, and insightful, unlike the more mainstream and sterilized print media. Jalopnik is also the unofficial official provider of coverage of the 24 Hours of LeMons.

Person 1 : "Did you see that scoop in this month's Motor Trend?"

Loyal Jalopnik reader: "Oh, I read that about 2 months ago on Jalopnik. Graverobber got another COTD with that. I kinda miss POLAR"

by 31ZG January 9, 2009

jaloose

An embarrassment to life, a failure, a waste in life to be more exact. Highest degree of a waste man.
Indian Origin

You Are such a fucking Jaloose for........(insert)

by Raj_Paul_the2nd December 7, 2013

Sloppy Jalopy

When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.

Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."

by UltimateGooby April 22, 2019

jailon

There the most caring person u will ever meet and loved and the most cutest person and very cool to talk to and able to listen to you

OMG have u talked to jailon

by Light_skin January 1, 2016

janlord

Janlord is someone who is very dependable and brave. He can be very loud and outgoing, but he is very loyal to the person that he loves. He may often times be misunderstood by those who don’t truly know him because he can be a bully, but he really means no harm. A person like him is very hardworking and finds a way to help the people around him. If you have a Janlord in your life, please understand that even though he loves you so much he finds it hard to express it through words. He might not be too romantic, but he’s absolutely the one you would want to spend the rest of your life with and be the father of your kids.

If you see someone so hot, he must be Janlord!

by thewildone0707 June 7, 2021

Jalopolized

The act of having a nice, modern item replaced with an old, delapidated, piece of junk.

Originally used in context with a car, or a "jalopy." Now used for just about any item.

I dropped my I-phone 24 in the toilet, and my mother jalopolized me by making me use my brothers old, out-dated flip phone.

My car is in the shop, the rental car sucks - I've been jalopolized!!

by the jalopolizer March 3, 2011