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jamesing

It is when you finger a girl in the club while dancing with her.
Yo bro, I just got done jamesing that bitch, smell
by belmonte_is_king February 18, 2009
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Jamesing

1. To James

An action with anything related to metal, bros, happiness, or weed in it. Often accompanied with a props/high five/bro handshake.

2. James

An awesome metalhead who does all of the above daily. Can often be seen in English class headbanging. Sadly will never be as good at guitar as Haydon. See Haydoning.
Ben: Howdy Jacob
Jacob: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: Don't even trying jamesing me man.

James: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: AHHHH YOU'RE JAMESING ME!
James: Haha thanks bro my man (Props) yo I'm so happy right now (Bro hugs), LET'S DO SOME WEEEED! (Highfives).

Haydon: Hey dude did you listen to Bullet for my Valentine yet?
James: FUCK OFF!!!! AGHHHH METALLLLLL!!
by BenCherry February 21, 2009
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Jenna Jameson

A porn star who everyone says is a dirty slut, forgetting the fact that ALL porn stars are dirty sluts and Jenna Jameson is just a well known Dirty Slut
Mike: Hey Your Jenna Jameson!

Jenna: Yes I am. Want an autograph and a blowjob?

Mike: Eww. Your such a whore.

Eva Angelina: Hi guys!

Mike: Oh can I get a Blowjob from Eva? She's not a whore at all!

Eva: Ummm... Sure lets pretend thats true. 500 bucks and I'll let you put it in my ass.

Jenna: Throw in another 500 and I'll lez out with Eva while you fuck her.

Mike: This is the best day ever

Jenna and Eva: Wow. This kid is retarded. Lets just take the money and run.
by SureILikePornButSeriouslyGuys? November 23, 2010
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Jameson

1. adj. The act of looting/robbing a small group of midget gypsies with the intent of using said money to fund ones self-owned lobotomy clinic.

2. Noun. A discarded three cornered hat
1."Jamesoning had begun roughly 21 years ago and is found happening most commonly throughout parts of Southern Alberta."

2."Dude, you look like a fucking pirate!" "Yeah I found a Jameson!"
by HappyGoLumpy February 9, 2010
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Jenna Jameson

One of the ugliest whores on earth who I hope dies of AIDs or something, she is a rich little bitch who thinks shes hot but shes not she looks like a rat in a Madonna wig.
Porn Freak: Hey, dude Jenna Jameson is hot.

Normal Person: No she is not she is ugly as fuck.
by Erick Suckit August 25, 2010
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jameson hires

A complete bastard who can't get a girl so he sucks dick
Damn Jameson Hires you know how to please my dick!
by kfhhiughouigf March 22, 2017
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jameshornsby

James Hornsby is a school located in laindon. The students are spaghetti hoops with a Side of cheese and onion squares. There’s just no need for it.
jameshornsby is a school located in laindon.
by thepedoman January 26, 2019
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