smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring

I smegal jackhammerd that slut good and proper

by Michael Kain May 23, 2006

Jackhammer Teabag

To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer.

"Ted gave a jackhammer teabag to his girlfriend, seeing as she preferred the balls to her face rough"

by Teddy Franklin June 7, 2007

Mississippi Jackhammer

When a guy gets a boner, then pounds it on the forehead of his significant other, creating a jackhammer like scenario

Colin just totally mississippi jackhammered katie!!!!

by JCKM April 30, 2009

rotc jackhammer

When you wear a Army uniform and a strap-on while have sex with your lady.

"Damn man last night I give the trick the ROTC Jackhammer and she came in second"

by Sgt . Skeeter March 16, 2008

algerian jackhammer

When you pour cement over a girl only exposing her vagina and then having sexual intercourse at a speed unthinkable by the common man. (Check your country's and local laws before attempting this stunt.)

When Mary was sleeping I took her and gave her an algerian jackhammer.

by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008

Peruvian Jackhammer

A sexual three-way, containing two men and one girl. One man is laying on the ground, while the woman is sucking his dick. The woman is nearly vertical(depending on the height of the second man), and is being penetrated by the second man, who is holding her ankles and thrusting as if he were holding a jackhammer.

"Todd and I hooked up with Michelle last night, but we didn't want to double penetrate, so we did the Peruvian jackhammer."

by FuckingBattleAxe March 23, 2009

alaskan jackhammer

When performing sex the female lays spread eagle on sexual platform, and them male stands(penis erect) approximately 5m away from the spreading female, then the male proceeds to sprint in attempts to connect the penis and vagina. often used in alaska and other northern territories

George:Dude! you totally alaskan jackhammered that lil slu'!!!

Big Red:Hells yeah! but my penis is broken now...:(

by grimeygraygoose April 10, 2009