jacinte

a pretty olive-skinned shorty with buttery skin and a love of men.

i sat across from jacinte. we talked and drank for hours. there was a moment when our hands collided and i felt her supple skin. i have never felt a woman so soft.

by ladyland January 28, 2008

Jacinda

Mrs Class Act herself, she walks with confidence and swag, Sexy yet reserved, flirtatious and still respected. Curiosity piques as your glance turns to gaze and gazing turns to staring, soon you are in full obsession mode.Thoughts of her plague your mind nonstop.

She knows she has what you want. She also knows you will never get it. Because she is taken and LOYAL is her middle name.

"I can't stop thinking about that Jacinda of a woman!"

"That woman is such a Jacinda, she is way out of my league"

"I wish I had a Jacinda, to come home to every night"

by mrs class act February 3, 2010

jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

Usage: “Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012

Jacinta

A female name. Amazingly funny, kind, smart and sweet. Unbelievably beautiful and attractive, stunning. Simply perfect

guy 1: Who was that girl you were talking to last night.
guy 2: Jacinta, she's amazing i don't believe in perfection but perfect is the only way to describe her.

by 6:01 May 4, 2011

jackmohammad

a nigga dat doesn't have a health card and wears a red and black checker sweater. jackmohammads best friends with stinky nigga. does absolutely nothing but still gets his ass beat. his mom also looks like him. also one thing never to do.....break his ukulele then he unlocks hamad mode and stomp on ur face and rapes 6 year old niggas. last thing about jackmohammad, he makes money off champion stolen socks and smokes grass and says its loud...also his house smells like absolute shit.

stinky niga: lets go ball up
jackmohammad: ok yalla
stinky niga: i fucked ur mom nigah

or

jackmohammad sniped (417 meters)
jack with limited enGLISH * SCREAMS IN PAIN OVER A FORTNITE GAME THEN HIS MOM PUTS HER HAND UP HIS ASS AND SAYS HUSH HAMAD*

or

*gets deported*

by nigger mode ben & faris May 14, 2019

Jackmail

When you catch someone masturbating and use it as blackmail against them.

Hey man, can your bro give me a ride to the movies?
Yeah sure, he does whatever I tell him to because I got some dirty jackmail on him.

by 007hippo September 30, 2009

Jackmaniac

A jackass who has the added advantage of being a maniac.

example 1:
J-Dev:" That guy is driving like a stupid Jackmaniac!!"
example 2:
Sruti" Who is submitting so many words to the UD"
J-Dev:" Its some random Jackmaniac!"

by J-Dev September 25, 2011