irritable

Easily annoyed or angered. Cranky or grumpy. Cross, bad-tempered.

Sarah Good was called to testify. The irritable beggar rarely went to church and often muttered under her breath when she was denied food or shelter; she was an easy target for accusations of witchcraft.

by Lorelili August 6, 2011

Imitation Nigger

The white kids you see in rich towns wearing flat-brimmed baseball caps and listening to rap, while speaking like all the "gangster" black people they see on TV. Most have never seen a black person in real life.

the white kid who dated the asian kid's sister in the movie "Gran Torino" was an imitation nigger

by puffincat June 24, 2009

irritation

A large amount of annoyance.

Person 1: Leave me alone.

Person 2: Wow. Talk about irritation.

by Rahah. March 1, 2007

Irizarrying

Irizarrying (Irizarry-ing) is an adjective used to describe the lifestyle lead by amateur athletes turned broadcasters which includes shaving your head with a disposable bic razor, doing push ups with your shirt off, and keeping to a strict Paleo diet which mostly consists of bacon. In all, not too different then how you'd imagine LeBron James's lifestyle in the NBA offseason.

I was Irizarrying to the point where everyone else in the gym felt uncomfortable and left without finishing their reps, but I finished everyone's sets for them, because I'm a good guy.

by AlsterTheDrummer July 20, 2017

Irritable Fowl Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession with the iPhone game Angry Birds. The disease is named as such because "irritable fowl" has a meaning similar to that of "angry bird."

Boss: "Hey Joe, would you mind stepping into my office? I think we need to have a little talk."
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"

by Nicholas D December 11, 2010

Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)

When your baby is driving you crazy. Baby meaning new-born, infant, toddler and up.

My baby didn't sleep last night. So neither did I. Today, I have a serious case of "Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)." Stay away.

by seanmlee July 20, 2011

Irritable Ball Syndrome

Blue balls make you angry, upset, agitated and irritable.

After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.

If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.

Mitch "Yo, why are you sitting with your legs so wide apart and your belt undone?"

Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."

Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."

by Lawrencetown April 11, 2013