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Intervention

It's a surprise party for people who have addictions, and you get in their face and scream at them, and you make them feel really badly about themselves... And then they stop.
My friend is really addicted to alcohol, so I think I'm gonna throw an intervention, sorry, I mean a surprise party.
by Tomtitomtom March 18, 2021
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Intervention clown

Someone that wants to change the definition of reality and call the sky green just to be argumentative about something.
The intervention clown wanted to look for trouble with people and run some of them off from their own neighborhoods, even though she wasn't from their neighborhood herself, while trying to call them the bully, or the ones trying to dominate somebody else.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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intervention

When people you no longer hang out with ask you to do something fun, like dinner, or a social gathering, only to gang up on you and tell you what an asshole you are and how fucked up you are and why they no longer hang out with you.
Yeah i don't even respond to them any more. Everything is a fucking serious intervention. I just want to hang out and party and not get guilt tripped for it.
by AnonymousBoschToo June 19, 2019
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Intervention

Fighting someone else's fight for them instead of letting them fight their own fight.
The fight started as the Jews and the people they were fighting until the intervention of the United States, for no good reason.
by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
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Intervention

There wasn't anyone there to intervene.
Hym "And there WON'T be anyone there to intervene. And you are a former gang member so I don't trust that just because you have been given a million dollars by the white man (specifically Glen Beck) you've gone from (in your own words) 'absolute criminal animal' to 'Justice intervention man.' So that's not the actual problem. The problem is it isn't CRIME when YOU do the crime but right after your get done with your crime you get to turn around and tell everybody that not only should YOU be allowed to get away with crime but you should also be able to enforce it. So, no. I will be made whole. One way or another. If you want to stop little white girls from getting stabbed then you need to make those fucking tech cripples do TO ME when Glenn Beck did to YOU. OK?"
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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design intervention

n. The moment when an engineered design feature successfully prevents a catastrophe.
"That rib on the outside of the blender wall successfully stopped that rogue block of aluminum and probably saved Steven's life. It was design intervention."
by NotRrrn September 16, 2012
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devined intervention

Refers to da "heavenly" helpful effort dat one or more other humans perform on your behalf to remove thick tendrils and creepers dat would otherwise be in yer way.
Two prime examples of devined intervention would be (1) someone's clearing away da web-like network of ivy and/or morning-glory vegetation-masses from da walls of a house you're spiffing up, or (2) one or more native-guides' vigorously swinging their machetes to slash away da encroaching plant-growth as your exploration-party pushes its way through da jungle.
by QuacksO February 18, 2020
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