Intervention

A word made popular by the TV Show and real life practice of a group of people “intervening” in a person’s life to help them with a particular problem. The more practical way to perform this involves physical violence against the person to help correct the behavior.

Friend 1- Hondo needs our help man we want to set up an intervention when he gets here.
Friend 2 - Yeah you’re right let me get my hand wraps
Friend 1- why do you need hand wraps?
Friend 2 - I’m not trying to hurt my wrists when we beat him
Friend 1- wait you think we need to beat him?
Friend 2- yeah he needs a real intervention, someone get the lights and as soon as he walks in he’s gonna get the intervention he deserves

by DD Alwhiney June 16, 2019

Pharmacological intervention

The act of having your pills legally prescribed to you by your shrink

Stop saying that the homeless schleimazel down the street needs a pharmacological intervention. You're not his shrink

by Sexydimma September 23, 2023

Intervention clown

Someone that wants to change the definition of reality and call the sky green just to be argumentative about something.

The intervention clown wanted to look for trouble with people and run some of them off from their own neighborhoods, even though she wasn't from their neighborhood herself, while trying to call them the bully, or the ones trying to dominate somebody else.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Intervention

Fighting someone else's fight for them instead of letting them fight their own fight.

The fight started as the Jews and the people they were fighting until the intervention of the United States, for no good reason.

by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021

intervention

When people you no longer hang out with ask you to do something fun, like dinner, or a social gathering, only to gang up on you and tell you what an asshole you are and how fucked up you are and why they no longer hang out with you.

Yeah i don't even respond to them any more. Everything is a fucking serious intervention. I just want to hang out and party and not get guilt tripped for it.

by AnonymousBoschToo June 19, 2019

extension intervention

Hair extensions that are visible, grown out, or otherwise look fake.

When a friend's extensions look really terrible, you have to tell her, ie Britney Spears needs an extension intervention.

by hip austin mom December 6, 2011

Intervention

When you are having sex and the guy is about to cum. The girl then screams intervention and punches the guy in the gut in order to keep him from climaxing.

Jim and Sarah were having sex and Sarah didnt want to finish yet. However Jim was close, so she screamed "INTERVENTION!" and punched him in the gut.

by Insanius Rex December 18, 2018