A Metallica song off of their 1986 album "Master of Puppets." It is the greatest song ever written, and proves that Metallica wrote the best riffs ever.
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A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.
Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice
Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.
Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice
Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.
"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"
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Dave: Stop jogging, I'm getting lightheaded and I'm feeling faint.
Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.
Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.
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Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.
Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?
Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?
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